when you become a sp3rm bank for your high school

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French Toast
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Bro he got lotion on his side
Justin kamil Dumaguin
Justin kamil Dumaguin 6 ժամ առաջ
Sauce on thumbnail
Saxosus 18 ժամ առաջ
Re sp3rm bank - That WAS me about 20 years ago! I didn't have a literal "line of girls", but I had a reputation I wasn't aware of... until a gal said almost exactly the same line in the anime - she had a friend coming home from abroad soon and needed my "services". I was "dating" several other girls at the time and declined, telling her I didn't have time. It wasn't until years later I finally realized my reputation and what that girl's request meant! In only about 3 months I'd been "traded" back and forth between 6 to 8 girls!!! One gal even admitted to me she had used me to lose her virginity. Oddly perhaps, I remember the first name of every single gal I've ever been with. In a strange way, I did fall in love with each of them, at least a part of them and their personalities, just a little somehow. Each girl has her own beauty and special memory for me no matter how short our time was together. Maybe that's part of why they liked me so much? I was genuinely interested in them and liked them, yet was interested in too many others at the same time. There was always something new and amazing to discover with another girl. My favorite and most memorable moment, near the end of my several months living in that part of Texas, was at a HS dance. This didn't involve s3x, but maybe that's the reason it's such a special memory. One girl used me very publicly. Or did I use her? Today I think it was mutual, although I never knew her reason. I had just moved there a few months before during the summer, the new-to-town 17yr old rogue mystery guy who was (apparently) very attractive to the gals, never hesitated to throw down if needed, the one the other guys were worried about. My reputation began quickly, well before school began, so I was already known a bit. It happened at a HS Senior dance. Me, I attended solo, token gfriend busy that night. Emily, was one of the prettiest, most popular, and smartest girls dating "the high school football star" who wasn't there either. We'd already noticed each other in class but had never talked that I remember. You know the slow dance at the end of the evening that is so important somehow, "that" dance? Without planning or ever talking, as if it was simply meant to happen, we saw each other and met on the dance floor for the final slow dance. It just seemed to be perfect for each of us somehow. Me looking rugged in my jeans and t-shirt and she looking perfect in a beautiful red dress. We danced and at the end of the song were in the middle of the dance floor with all other couples somehow moved away from us, I held her and we shared the most passionate long kiss. After, I looked up and saw everyone watching us in astonishment. Most didn't know me but everyone knew her. I'll never forget that moment. It was absolutely amazing, exactly like a movie moment. The fallout afterwards over the next week was tremendous of course. Almost accidentally and for completely unrelated reasons, I left town only a couple weeks later and have never heard from anyone there again. I only intended to travel then return, so I never said goodbye to anyone, I just disappeared (pre cell phone days obviously). To this day, that was one of the most amazing, mind-blowing moments in my life, perhaps hers too. Of course I remember her name well. Emily, you gave me one of the best memories of my life. Thank you. Now that I'm much older and more than 20 yrs have passed, I look back at myself and can't believe that was actually me. Like a different person who had no real investment in other people's feelings, although they were the ones who approached me. While I had "everything a young man could want" sexually, today I'm very ashamed of myself, except for the amazing dance. I recognized this aspect of myself about 5 years and many gals later, then consciously decided to never be that person again and changed myself. Since then, I've only been intimate with 3 women, two I married, yet those 5 years of my life of debauchery contain more memories than most men experience in an entire lifetime. It may seem like a dream come true to have been that kind of person, but that part of my life is now a deep source of guilt for me, yet still filled with extraordinary memories. It's impossible to reconcile those opposing feelings so I simply remember what I was and what I made of myself without judging my youthful, now unrecognizable to me, self. There's no other way. Finally, to end this essay, a final thought no one thinks about. What about "that guy", the sp3erm bank guy? What does it do to him being that person? It sounds amazing, yes, and it was for that moment, but there's another side never considered. After I changed my ways and became a better person, I realized I didn't know how to approach any "nice gals". By that I mean I had never had to learn how to approach a gal because I had always been pursued before. I ended up with two bad marriages, the first ended sadly and the second I should have never considered, yet didn't have the ability to see the bad person she was despite all the signs being there. In other words, to this day, I can recognize the wonderful, quality women out there, yet have no idea how to approach them! It's so strange. A couple years ago I decided to let a little of my "old self" come out again and within a month had a short fling with a gal who has an almost fictitiously wonderful body and very pretty face who is 20 years younger than me. That fling, only a week long, left me with new fun and lurid memories (especially at my age now LOL), yet reconfirmed that's not the right path for me. I had to block her from contacting me. I need to find a way to "safely" fuse that "bad self's" abilities with my current good self to find a wonderful partner, yet those two sides of myself seem to be incompatible. From my experience with the younger gal, even in my advancing years, I obviously still have that "something" I've always had that women really, really like, but don't know how to use it so it's safe for me as well.
the KyzarK
the KyzarK 17 ժամ առաջ
sure bud
Jace Mangum
Jace Mangum 22 ժամ առաջ
Also they so cute together awwww
Jace Mangum
Jace Mangum 22 ժամ առաջ
I'm a little concerned that in the corner of the shot there's lotion. Whyyyyyy
Robert Cornwell
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Yang Yang
Yang Yang 2 օր առաջ
Loving how Jenny is playing Summoner Wars in his phone
gundam2jimmy 2 օր առաջ
When are you guys going to have kids?
kawaii chrisy
kawaii chrisy 4 օր առաջ
man i know you do learn chokes in jiu jitsu but you coulev killed a man and i would know cuz i go to jiu jitsu
Matthew Lyons
Matthew Lyons 4 օր առաջ
I feel after watching that... 1st off... wtf was I just watching?!?!?!?!😨😵 2nd i feel like this was a sketch made by "THE ONION" only because that is the kind of stuff they make. it was somewhat comedic in a saterical manner, but it was terrifying.
Matthew Lyons
Matthew Lyons 4 օր առաջ
y'all peaked my curiosity on liquid slam commercial now... should I watch the it and search it per youtube?
Matthew Lyons
Matthew Lyons 4 օր առաջ
No, HAHAHA. coffee corps/inds do take the poop and turn it into coffee, they use it for The bottom soil to fertilise the coffee plants.
StreakTan 4 օր առաջ
16:37 Sauce?!
Wilmer Agosto
Wilmer Agosto 5 օր առաջ
Bob can fix anything but not hes divorce aparently. Jeannie: FLEX TAPE im dead
voyagerNO 5 օր առաջ
Not sure what shit is made from coffee, but I have heard that it is very expensive.
itsamemario444 5 օր առաջ
im watching these out of series and damn Jeannie's dog passed away recently plus her cat... fuck 2020...
Logik Bomb
Logik Bomb 6 օր առաջ
Wendy's chili is unsold hamburger meat. No joke.
Alasdair Hicks
Alasdair Hicks 7 օր առաջ
@14:07 welcome to the abortion clinic
glotar1 8 օր առաջ
Steve Huntley
Steve Huntley 8 օր առաջ
That's why they call it ju-JIT-su...
Eric Redbear
Eric Redbear 8 օր առաջ
Civet (siv-it) Coffee: the civet eats coffee berries/beans and during digestion the enzymes neutralize much of the beans' natural acids, so after washing & roasting, the beans are less bitter. It makes for a smoother, sweeter coffee. It's also ridiculously expensive.
Ethan Norris
Ethan Norris 8 օր առաջ
Jehmaro Smith
Jehmaro Smith 9 օր առաջ
What the hell happened at end with kids
Amellia Kober
Amellia Kober 9 օր առաջ
12:53 after letting that "sink in" ... i just got a bad headace a really bad one ...
mtnman30 10 օր առաջ
Meet the avengers today and meet Stan Lee tomorrow. This is demented.
CRINGE M4ST3R 12 օր առաջ
"Good bye, JoJo!" That was dope reference
Michael Machado
Michael Machado 13 օր առաջ
The thing they watched at 15:43 was a video made by corridor
Illarion Bykov
Illarion Bykov 13 օր առաջ
LoL at the girl's fake outrage over over the harem anime. That's pretty standard in US and Japanese high schools today--a couple f-bois and half the girls in school taking turns. That's just how it is.
Dead Kid no Gong!
Dead Kid no Gong! 13 օր առաջ
Well who protects us from vpn origin companies??? 👀
damian contreras
damian contreras 13 օր առաջ
10:21 the moment i realized she is a jojo fan, AND NOT A PART SKIPER
Scottsman Plays
Scottsman Plays 13 օր առաջ
Sweet home Alabama
Rudolf Steenkamp
Rudolf Steenkamp 13 օր առաջ
¬ ¬Homo lone U
Bradley Moss
Bradley Moss 14 օր առաջ
Jeannie playing raid at 2:40?
Gamer Man
Gamer Man 14 օր առաջ
I regret that I googled that ad
Fabian Kaupert
Fabian Kaupert 14 օր առաջ
that's the first time I've seen that caprisun/liquid slam thing with pixels...
Justin Zarbo
Justin Zarbo 15 օր առաջ
Wtf was that thing at I .... nevermind. NOAH GET THE BOAT
ninjashypernv 15 օր առաջ
rip mxr plays cat
John Harddy
John Harddy 15 օր առաջ
You put on those sun glasses and now you see, you take them off, the world becomes blurry. Those aren't sun glasses if they allow you to peer through the dark that veils reality, they're NVG's. So gain the focus of an IR Laser and put lead down range. This is war, the first casualty is truth, especially when it's psychological warfare. Your lead is heavy because it is true and by God does it pierce the armor of ignorance.
saoban reza
saoban reza 15 օր առաջ
*multiple coughs* sauce? *Coughing resumes*
Jadon Welles
Jadon Welles 15 օր առաջ
So my friend tricks me. and I'm not going to tell you how we did it. he basically just made me say yes. Honey I had to do it five times a day I hated it. and for two months
Ari Akitsuki
Ari Akitsuki 15 օր առաջ
17:05 he's gonna get HIV
chris dormon
chris dormon 15 օր առաջ
I like the part where Jeannie is playing Raid Shadow legends for most of the video
Jay 15 օր առաջ
the title brought me here... and I am still wondering... "ex friggin -scuse me what?" 🖐😃
Harleygirl32 15 օր առաջ
Some of these are truly gag inducing
Bradley Selk
Bradley Selk 15 օր առաջ
I'm a big fan of seth Rogen but even I had to walk out of that train wreck of a movie.
Vox Vinity
Vox Vinity 16 օր առաջ
10:22 ah yes an explanation from the mind of a fellow cultured man
James Ordway
James Ordway 16 օր առաջ
Someone totally stole Roy Wood Jr's joke about Titanic.
TMFlesh 17 օր առաջ
This reminds me you two need to watch the anime Mysterious Girlfriend X, it's both really weird and really cute.
FIRE 17 օր առաջ
Minecraft girlfriend ?
ClickStat Gaming
ClickStat Gaming 17 օր առաջ
Sounds like a good opportunity (the last one)
Aileen Kiara May Dela Cruz
Aileen Kiara May Dela Cruz 17 օր առաջ
16:49 don't keep stuttering 😂🤣
David Tumanishvili
David Tumanishvili 17 օր առաջ
Power surge sucks i lost 3 ups 5HDDs and 6th is in the process :D
boop bop
boop bop 17 օր առաջ
Marek Cvoliga
Marek Cvoliga 17 օր առաջ
Marek Cvoliga
Marek Cvoliga 17 օր առաջ
16:38 SAUCE ?
TeamManticore 17 օր առաջ
Demons are rill and not only can they touch you they will kill you ;(
BoredComics INC
BoredComics INC 17 օր առաջ
I found the liquid slam commercial... its 1 am im scared... help.
Frank Fernandez
Frank Fernandez 17 օր առաջ
click bait
IIIll IIIll 18 օր առաջ
Perla Vazquez
Perla Vazquez 18 օր առաջ
Could you Believe the right it would cause when hes done I want to be ready for the school girls
Perla Vazquez
Perla Vazquez 18 օր առաջ
How where the kids with with the science project get to even do such topics
Perla Vazquez
Perla Vazquez 18 օր առաջ
Chid support. Really
Perla Vazquez
Perla Vazquez 18 օր առաջ
How did the guy on 7:40 made h c I dint even know it was possible whaaaaa@aaaat?
MCB 18 օր առաջ
I finally know how to get ps4 codes for free games thanks for teaching me to switch country
MCB 18 օր առաջ
That liquid slam part was so pixilated my eyes wanted to see it
William Kirkland
William Kirkland 18 օր առաջ
henry is cut, confirmed.
AScorpionSlayer hall
AScorpionSlayer hall 19 օր առաջ
13:52 the jumping off buildings one was a group project
Marius Desu
Marius Desu 19 օր առաջ
actual source 324806
TheLoobisShow 19 օր առաջ
Send link? 16:36
Eiryu kun
Eiryu kun 19 օր առաջ
i see a lumix camera ^-^ which model is it ;D
Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor 19 օր առաջ
even after all the blurring I can still see it. 15:25
Brrman 19 օր առաջ
Hello I came for the thumbnail, did you?
cL1cKyB 19 օր առաջ
Thumbnail sauce: Kiss hug 2
Allan Ellerby
Allan Ellerby 19 օր առաջ
What the hell kind of commercial did i just watch and were can i find it uncencered
Styxallin 22
Styxallin 22 19 օր առաջ
I request le sauce
GasMask Ronin
GasMask Ronin 20 օր առաջ
As soon as I saw your Liquid Slam pop up I knew they weren't prepared for it 🤣🤣
Angel Chapman
Angel Chapman 20 օր առաջ
Stfu woman
Abisai Laboy
Abisai Laboy 20 օր առաջ
When the liquid slime add came up XD good thing you censored cuz thats the most horrible add ive ever seen in my life
Robert Mendenhall
Robert Mendenhall 20 օր առաջ
What is this s called 16:59
Scott Bickford
Scott Bickford 21 օր առաջ
Okay, I made it to the Liquid Slam before I just lost it.
Birisu Andrei
Birisu Andrei 21 օր առաջ
17:25 sure would, i mean...Someone has to do it i guess.🙄
Albert Norton Onymous
Albert Norton Onymous 21 օր առաջ
The kitten voice made it even worse ΤΛΤ
Riccardo Zeno
Riccardo Zeno 21 օր առաջ
7:04 I'm Italian, the original recipe isn't that 92% of mozzarella on this "PIZZA"
Travis Doodledoo
Travis Doodledoo 22 օր առաջ
At the last one I was like holy shi
The Unknown
The Unknown 22 օր առաջ
W h a t
Zairic Gerken
Zairic Gerken 22 օր առաջ
She was plying RAID
Harlechryzz Gaming
Harlechryzz Gaming 22 օր առաջ
Just try to figure out which Team you are using while playing Raid.:D
Ori Klein
Ori Klein 22 օր առաջ
Re: Santa Oh, Japanese get it correct alright. The point is that Santa isn't real - the ones buying the presents are her parents. And her family is poor, so no presents.
Thomas Fieschi-Rose
Thomas Fieschi-Rose 22 օր առաջ
Jeannie's pronunciation of charcuterie is completely flawless. For those of you wondering, the first e is silent and the word is flowier. The second and fifth pronunciations in the list are the best proper ones. www.howtopronounce.com/charcuterie
zero two
zero two 23 օր առաջ
Thumb nail kiss hug 2
Bass’n China
Bass’n China 23 օր առաջ
Chocolate rain. Crying
Fantasm5 23 օր առաջ
What's he gonna use his AR-15 at a school for?
Fantasm5 23 օր առաջ
I think its about time to Harvest Santa's organs and sell his body to the CDC. 101 on how to become rich during COVID-19
Ron Samson
Ron Samson 23 օր առաջ
If you actually did lose your work due to a surge or outage you should get yourselves an Uninterruptible Power Supply. APC makes a really nice one that has a socket that lets you plug in an expansion pack that gives you more time during extended power outages. On a full charge you can power your tower, monitor, peripherals, router and modem for up to two hours and continue surfing the internet or gaming online even if no one else in your building has power.
Jeffery Cox
Jeffery Cox 23 օր առաջ
leave Dolly Parton alone. She'a a national treasure.
Alex L
Alex L 24 օր առաջ
You are a good man Arima Kousei. A good man.
Chopo Snipes
Chopo Snipes 24 օր առաջ
That rectal pun actually a really good pun one of the best that I’ve seen
Nook Ecchi
Nook Ecchi 24 օր առաջ
15:00 I really want to see what happened and if you give me the link, I'm really sure I would send this to my friends.
Ruiben 360
Ruiben 360 24 օր առաջ
There is a bottle of lotion next to the computer!
Nicholas Graham
Nicholas Graham 24 օր առաջ
What is Jinny watching on her phone?
Miss Raex
Miss Raex 24 օր առաջ
Scarred for life...
Fabian Rizi Sporsheim
Fabian Rizi Sporsheim 25 օր առաջ
White hungarian wax pepper is some of the best bell peppers
I'm ashamed of myself for understanding this comic.
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