Your Girl Will Never Cancel Her Plans for Your D**k - Malik S.

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Malik S. explains why women have the power in relationships and shares his theory that women enjoy sex more than men.
Original airdate: August 17, 2018
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Adam Dennis
Adam Dennis 3 օր առաջ
His jokes are brilliant. Dave Chapelle-level, the top. His delivery, though?
Omar Rochet
Omar Rochet 3 օր առաջ
Not many stand ups can make you laugh like this homie. 😆
TwinTurboDiezel
TwinTurboDiezel 4 օր առաջ
Great set. I will be looking forward to more
The CheesyMango
The CheesyMango 4 օր առաջ
That pull out joke is similar to Jo Koy's "Honda... Sports Car!" But this guy has great momentum
Melissa M - Naturealizta.beauty
Melissa M - Naturealizta.beauty 4 օր առաջ
😭😭😭😭
mcronn 100
mcronn 100 5 օր առաջ
My wife does this to me. He is right. Do the laundry and i will give you some. I be complaining .the whole time while i am loading the machine.!!
Mel S.
Mel S. 5 օր առաջ
“I love my kids but if I ain’t have em I ain’t gone be mad” 😂😂😂💀💀
gabrielle ahsue
gabrielle ahsue 6 օր առաջ
you could open a lot of doors 🤷🏽‍♀️ you got all the keys 🤣🤣🤣
Hunnid Proof
Hunnid Proof 6 օր առաջ
That's why side hoes are appreciated 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Raptor Fox
Raptor Fox 6 օր առաջ
Lol, i feel sorry for the women in his life, sounds like they aren't very satisfied 😂
Claire Haire
Claire Haire 6 օր առաջ
If the d*** game on point girls will cancel plans, friends and entire family for some. I've seen it done before.
ART BY TALL
ART BY TALL 7 օր առաջ
Blood rushes to a Vag when a woman is turned on too, as well as the breasts. This man knows nothing about female anatomy.
Wade
Wade 7 օր առաջ
Malik might be on to sum
navypapercut
navypapercut 7 օր առաջ
This man is a genius 🤣
Russell Marsh
Russell Marsh 8 օր առաջ
Women can fake orgasms, guys can fake love.
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 8 օր առաջ
Ephesians 4:29
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 8 օր առաջ
Follow the Ten Commandments
c D
c D 8 օր առաջ
That was good my brother
BeeBee Tee
BeeBee Tee 8 օր առաջ
"You could open up a lot of doors, you got all the keys." 😂😂😂
BeeBee Tee
BeeBee Tee 8 օր առաջ
This is so true Malik!!!! 😂😂😂
Porpik Nala
Porpik Nala 8 օր առաջ
This is way too funny
Stone
Stone 9 օր առաջ
Saying ‘no’ to that scenario at first gives power
unenglishable
unenglishable 9 օր առաջ
the jacket tho
Courtnae Smith
Courtnae Smith 9 օր առաջ
Yeah, I like his style! 😂😂😂😂
Jason-doc- Holiday
Jason-doc- Holiday 10 օր առաջ
He said they got a hole u can make a deposit all damn day 🤣😂🙂🤣
Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez 11 օր առաջ
The creativity is Magnificent! These jokes don’t seem stolen!
Sugar Plum
Sugar Plum 11 օր առաջ
Insufficient funds analogy actually made a lot of sense.
Sanjay Panu
Sanjay Panu 11 օր առաջ
I m offended for being a 27 years old virgin and i have lots of expecton.
Livn4msc
Livn4msc 11 օր առաջ
Was trying to go back to sleep but this ful woke my ass up 🤣🤣🤣
Salsa Atrocities B
Salsa Atrocities B 12 օր առաջ
Hahahahahahaha
austin biggs
austin biggs 12 օր առաջ
Bs on the title lmfao.
Noodle
Noodle 12 օր առաջ
Why does it look like hes not actually on a stage, his shoes dont match with the floor he just kind of looks like hes floating
Adam Maximus
Adam Maximus 12 օր առաջ
Its our brains that lose the blood for an erection
BB Fierce
BB Fierce 12 օր առաջ
Did he say a Doritos bag 😂 bruh crazy
Stephen Davidson
Stephen Davidson 12 օր առաջ
New HIT..just last night - am-posts.info/list/3duSyYrUlnypjmE/video
BrooklynGurl
BrooklynGurl 13 օր առաջ
He look like a younger big red ( the five heartbeats)
HiddenGem #27
HiddenGem #27 13 օր առաջ
He is not funny to me. Actually this performance is straight up beta behavior! Yuck! This is not normal behavior. Comedian agent in disguise. As I have commonly heard. I rate this act and comedian 0/10 I watched it all. Nope! Word will spread by others. Comedian in the mode of darkness.
Beat Geek Muzic
Beat Geek Muzic 14 օր առաջ
You better hurry up my foot going numb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LoserJ7
LoserJ7 14 օր առաջ
I’m laughing and crying at the same time. I’m laughing cause this is straight up hilarious but crying cause it’s so true. Single dad mentality. So glad and thankful I finished college though.
danielson cruz
danielson cruz 15 օր առաջ
Dude been doin this for 20 years now 😂😂😂 he always been funny just havent been to lucky
Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez 15 օր առաջ
Lol
Tyler Uzi
Tyler Uzi 15 օր առաջ
Lmao this was really good - thanks YT for this random recommendation some of the stand ups I’ve seen weren’t great but this was!
redpepperdave
redpepperdave 15 օր առաջ
Who in the hell cancel plans for puntang, weak ass dude that's who lol
Marcus X
Marcus X 17 օր առաջ
Speak for yourself bro thats ima say because idk who gon see this comment 😂😂
Nicolas H.
Nicolas H. 17 օր առաջ
Lmao he was too funny !
Ty Monique
Ty Monique 18 օր առաջ
I NEEDED this‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simba Miliki
Simba Miliki 18 օր առաջ
This guy is funny man
Russell Taylor Johnson
Russell Taylor Johnson 19 օր առաջ
Clearly, he is a straight man. A very handsome straight man who doesn't understand the power a dick has over gay men.
Christopher Amador
Christopher Amador 20 օր առաջ
12 hours, try and match me
Doreen Mwiti
Doreen Mwiti 20 օր առաջ
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aubrey Loving
Aubrey Loving 21 օր առաջ
I appreciate your comedy... it entertained me! Thank you
aklockmannable
aklockmannable 22 օր առաջ
He's alright s very long road ahead because it's sorta funny not all the way funny
Puia Sailo
Puia Sailo 23 օր առաջ
Should've watched this video 1 year and 5 months earlier... Damn!
Cycle And Eat
Cycle And Eat 23 օր առաջ
This guy was on point hahaha
cherokeewhitemilner
cherokeewhitemilner 24 օր առաջ
This is why women should have 2 husbands 😛🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️
Sticky
Sticky 16 օր առաջ
No
Marina Karamoy
Marina Karamoy 24 օր առաջ
na.to/urflirtyjoybigboob29 ⚡❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Leurs états de santé respectifs les empechent de s'approcher trop pres l'un de l'autre.?? みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• ·̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやらかしたのもドキドキでした!今後は気を付けないとね💕💞💞😊😊💕😻😻💕😊😊😊🙂 ug
ewald human
ewald human 24 օր առաջ
Damnit I thought this was Keegan-Michael Key
Brooke McGehee
Brooke McGehee 23 օր առաջ
I thought it was Chris Redd
Brandon Cline
Brandon Cline 25 օր առաջ
😭😭😭
Fogweet S.A
Fogweet S.A 25 օր առաջ
Great content
Boe, Thomaszz Bill
Boe, Thomaszz Bill 26 օր առաջ
Speak for yourself brotha
cheeseonyomama
cheeseonyomama 26 օր առաջ
This was absolutely hilarious! 😂
kiran niks
kiran niks 26 օր առաջ
Man 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sirdaddy
Sirdaddy 27 օր առաջ
😭😭😭
Glazed & Smoked Foods
Glazed & Smoked Foods 27 օր առաջ
Who else is here after seeing Malik on Zooming with the Homies
Enasa Jackson
Enasa Jackson 27 օր առաջ
GREAT comical Analogies...and FACTS appreciate IT💯😏
kk s
kk s 27 օր առաջ
😂 ALLLLLLLL NITE😉
TY Peace
TY Peace 27 օր առաջ
I watch a lot of comedian clips and there are WAY to many people trying to take the time to dissect what a comedian says and turn it into something it’s not. I could see doing that for talk shows when the hosts blurt out something that just isn’t true, but for comedians? C’mon y’all Side Note: one of the antonyms for joke is “serious”, so if you are taking a comedians jokes seriously.......... 😪
Romeo Footlong
Romeo Footlong 27 օր առաջ
MY GRO ZOEZOE CANCEL EVERYTHING PLEASE SUPPORT OUR CHANNELS👍 MISSJANMARIE JANMARIEPLUS6
Blu
Blu 28 օր առաջ
This dude was fantastic ! I want to see way more (': !!
Galavant Gambit Gaming
Galavant Gambit Gaming 28 օր առաջ
dude spit mad facts lmfaoo we out here putting life on hold so females can bust a few off n still get no thank you lmfaooo
Mrs Big Mama Yas
Mrs Big Mama Yas 28 օր առաջ
"Whoever had dick dropped the "ball"." I see what you did there!!😆😆😆😆😆
Tom Archibald
Tom Archibald 29 օր առաջ
♥️😆👏
Yautja Prime
Yautja Prime 29 օր առաջ
You must suck in bed then lol
Lucky starr
Lucky starr 29 օր առաջ
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i sure need my foot.
lei ka
lei ka 29 օր առաջ
If you relate to this skit....work on your game lol. Either make your D game better or find some better D. 😂
Chris Jackson
Chris Jackson 29 օր առաջ
He set that child support joke up perfectly I didn't see it coming
Buckshot Loverboy-Blue
Buckshot Loverboy-Blue 29 օր առաջ
I dig the denim jacket.
Rudolph Goliath
Rudolph Goliath 29 օր առաջ
It's comedy. It's comedy!
Joshua Attah
Joshua Attah Ամիս առաջ
@nenyeattah 😂
Daniel Bunge
Daniel Bunge Ամիս առաջ
True stories!
Jestyon Fitzpatrick
Jestyon Fitzpatrick Ամիս առաջ
I'm going to tell her HOLD THAT POSE. I'LL BE BACK AROUND... LATER.
Cynthia Thomas
Cynthia Thomas Ամիս առաջ
You take one I'll take one🤣
AdalynLeigh
AdalynLeigh Ամիս առաջ
I laughed so hard at the bank analogy.
Derrick Lopez
Derrick Lopez Ամիս առաջ
I was the PRINCE by both parents
Lando Beats
Lando Beats Ամիս առաջ
Her: “You don’t need no condom I’m on the pill.” Him: “Well give me one too, I don’t know how long i’s gonna take for your’s to dissolve!” 😳🤭🤣😂😭
Shamara Hoard
Shamara Hoard Ամիս առաջ
😂😂😂
Slique Vic
Slique Vic Ամիս առաջ
This dude is hilarious!!!!
Galaxy Lucia
Galaxy Lucia Ամիս առաջ
He is so funny! I was legit sad when it was over! I want to see his full special now. 😂😂😂
Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories
Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories Ամիս առաջ
take a break from comedy. check me out. i have a channel about ufos and other conspiracies the government tries to hide.
SOTL MUSIC
SOTL MUSIC Ամիս առաջ
am-posts.info/list/k9O2raqvraWbk3I/video social media song..
D Trayer Jr.
D Trayer Jr. Ամիս առաջ
You know how many minutes are in all night?! 😆
blinddatereject
blinddatereject Ամիս առաջ
damn. dudes riskin they lives to make us feel good? 95% of the time they fail smh
Sagittarius LovesToTravel
Sagittarius LovesToTravel Ամիս առաջ
Oh gawwwd! 💀😭😂😂💀
blackdaylight
blackdaylight Ամիս առաջ
Reading the title all I could think of is saying "well, your girl is always cancelling her plans for my mine"
Scott Meckley
Scott Meckley Ամիս առաջ
The first time I had sex, my girlfriend at the time we treated it like a sport, and I'd be lying if I didn't say she definitely won and it was worth it, when she got done with me, I was walking like I was an 80 year old man, it was even more difficult because I got to meet other members of her family, I spent most of the time sitting down, because when she got done with me I had a hard time walking and I admit it felt at the time really good.
9Lanes
9Lanes Ամիս առաջ
Dick does indeed shut plan down
Missy Bliss
Missy Bliss Ամիս առաջ
Hilarious
Tate Sands
Tate Sands Ամիս առաջ
I haven’t laughed this hard watching stand up in a long time
trevor john
trevor john Ամիս առաջ
i was attacked on AM-posts 😭😭
Relasati Chicazo
Relasati Chicazo Ամիս առաջ
NOT TRUE 👎🧗🤬 #ComedyCentral
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