Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Disney+ Racism Warning, Lesbian Vampire Series

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan playing lovers in a new movie.
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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Disney+ Racism Warning, Lesbian Vampire Series- Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Michiko Manalang
Michiko Manalang 14 ժամ առաջ
“Also when I say it” 😂
Jose Keppis
Jose Keppis 16 ժամ առաջ
Aii I like this segment
Artur Sandwich
Artur Sandwich 5 օր առաջ
I don't get this s*** if a joke is so bad that it shouldn't be told by someone it shouldn't be told by anyone. let's Imagine this: you buy a book called a book of jokes. You read jokes to yourself and if they're funny you should be able to tell them whoever you are and to whomever. making jokes untellable because you are wrong kind of race or the wrong kind of I don't know gender is wrong and hypocritical; either a joke is funny or it's not
Jerome FitzRoy
Jerome FitzRoy 5 օր առաջ
That’s what? 10 feet?
HafsteinnH 5 օր առաջ
So Wholesome!
C T 7 օր առաջ
"Wakanda" And suddenly everything was ok (Also his "I'm ok with that one")
Julia Foster
Julia Foster 8 օր առաջ
"oceans 8" 💀💀💀
Ryn Rose
Ryn Rose 8 օր առաջ
"They come out in college" OMG so spot on! :)
Paul Edgar
Paul Edgar 10 օր առաջ
Is it bizarre to anyone else how they're sitting so far apart? I get it; I know it's because of covid, but they get tested almost every day to even work inside 30 Rock and their friends in SNL are still all over each other in sketches and have a big hug fest at the end of their episodes still lol. It's just a little weird to me that they think they have to practice social distancing in such a way that doesn't seem to matter.
Jake Linder
Jake Linder 10 օր առաջ
Shout out to Nebraska!
M. Coos
M. Coos 13 օր առաջ
Amber: "BLACK" Orange Juice itinerary: Bottle, Mouth, Nose, Keyboard & Monitor.
Anni Bellamy
Anni Bellamy 13 օր առաջ
why is this my favorite wow
Brooks Ward
Brooks Ward 13 օր առաջ
I thought these would be horrible without an audience, but they turned out... better?
Silor Ren
Silor Ren 13 օր առաջ
Saoirse Ronan & Kate Winslet film is call Ammonite 😍
ilovefunnyamv2nd 15 օր առաջ
theres no audience the laughs are the same as true
MrFantocan 15 օր առաջ
No audience or laughing track makes then less enjoyable, but still love Seth.
Jake Pullman
Jake Pullman 15 օր առաջ
I mean, I get the hate on old racist Disney movies, but I prefer Disney admits they were racist than just leave them off the site and pretend they didn't exist.
Hana Adil
Hana Adil 16 օր առաջ
Amber's fit, especially those earrings are 🔥🔥🔥
DaMaLoJo 16 օր առաջ
Somehow I feel like Amber's jokes land even better without an audience laugh
Mari A.
Mari A. 17 օր առաջ
This is hands down my favorite segment of any late show ever.
Chelsea Boynton
Chelsea Boynton 17 օր առաջ
Mike Schilder
Mike Schilder 17 օր առաջ
"I'm fine with that one" - LOL
Arkeis07 17 օր առաջ
Swiss army wife joke was GOLD
Sumner Svensson
Sumner Svensson 17 օր առաջ
Pretty sure you've told the lesbians have orgasms joke before. True. But not as funny the 2nd time.
Keroberus R.
Keroberus R. 17 օր առաջ
Wakanda 😹
Eme Oh
Eme Oh 17 օր առաջ
Joke's on you, they already come out in college. (Then after graduation, half of them go back in.)
Leia F
Leia F 18 օր առաջ
So happy to finally see Oceans 8 recognition
Jaefar SABNW
Jaefar SABNW 18 օր առաջ
If it is not okay for a straight white male, it is wrong for others to say.
raidenwave 18 օր առաջ
best one yet ! Amber is getting better by the hour. the wakanda joke really hit that spot.
Megan Martinez
Megan Martinez 19 օր առաջ
Hey the girls are back in town
Tom Sdralis
Tom Sdralis 19 օր առաջ
“What’s your favorite lesbian film?” “Ocean’s 8” HAHAHA SAME
sgtjohn4321 19 օր առաջ
Anyone find this really boring?
Shaun Garrett
Shaun Garrett 19 օր առաջ
"Black!!!" Lol
jimjimmyjames59 19 օր առաջ
"What's a hairstyle?" LOLOLOLOL!!
Jane Doe
Jane Doe 19 օր առաջ
"That sounds about white." I love it!
Jenna Hills
Jenna Hills 20 օր առաջ
This is my favourite segment ever
Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown 20 օր առաջ
Abdullah Almomtan
Abdullah Almomtan 15 օր առաջ
Black** FTFY
bg6b7bft 21 օր առաջ
Their timing has always been socially distant.
Arjan 21 օր առաջ
nanna0100 0
nanna0100 0 21 օր առաջ
Lmao oceans 8
Sylvia Farmer
Sylvia Farmer 21 օր առաջ
I love you guys. Too funny 😂 😂 🤣 e
trick willis
trick willis 21 օր առաջ
1:45 that delightful devilish delivery is one of a gazillion things I look forward to whenever I click on anything that has Amber a part of it
Psiberzerker 21 օր առաջ
"At least 2..."
yoongicowboy 22 օր առաջ
The teen lesbian vampire one actually made me laugh out loud
Fonsi Bonilla
Fonsi Bonilla 22 օր առաջ
Kelli Grover
Kelli Grover 22 օր առաջ
Ok but what's the name of the new lesbian vampire TV show??
dogtato 22 օր առաջ
this segment has really hit its stride
usernamedkjah 23 օր առաջ
Wait during sex there are always t least 2 orgasms. From the females with me.
Laura Glasgow
Laura Glasgow 23 օր առաջ
OCEAN'S EIGHT. I SCREAM LAUGHED. Love, a fellow Lesbian.
A Vikash
A Vikash 23 օր առաջ
Seth: Amber, do you capitalize black when you write it? Amber: Yes. And also when I say it - *_BLACK_*
ShishakliAus 4 օր առաջ
110% perfect delivery
Tim 5 օր առաջ
This one has me rolling! Amber is the greatest! 🙌
lovely 23 օր առաջ
Swiss Army wife 😂😂😂
The Olive Kay
The Olive Kay 23 օր առաջ
honestly the funniest part was the distance
Nicholas KMA
Nicholas KMA 23 օր առաջ
Gypsy Mind Trik
Gypsy Mind Trik 23 օր առաջ
swiss army wife kills😭😭😭❕
Steven Klingler
Steven Klingler 24 օր առաջ
I love black women and lesbians! Hilarious! 😅
Jax 24 օր առաջ
I need to know Jenny’s hair routine. Her curls are perfection.
H R 24 օր առաջ
These always crack me up
Missy Barbour
Missy Barbour 24 օր առաջ
Disney: We're not gonna make any old racist stuff available. It's bad stuff. Everyone: Oh, and pretend like you never made it? Convenient. You should just put a disclaimer like Warner Bros. Disney: Ok, we'll put it up with a disclaimer. Everyone: Why would you make this stuff available? It's bad!
Monster Z
Monster Z 24 օր առաջ
It may be just the withdrawal talking but this segment of JSCT is hilarious!
Sarah Flanagan
Sarah Flanagan 25 օր առաջ
Thicc Cheese
Thicc Cheese 25 օր առաջ
I had more enjoyment trying to poop when constipated than listening to these jokes
Robert Dullnig
Robert Dullnig 25 օր առաջ
The socially distanced stools made me feel like I was watching some weird play that was being workshopped.
DiscoMatty McNiceness
DiscoMatty McNiceness 25 օր առաջ
Why can't he tell these jokes? He tells all God awful Trump jokes.
AliceRoared 25 օր առաջ
i can't tell if this segment is funnier with or without the audience lmfao
Eva de Prosperis
Eva de Prosperis 25 օր առաջ
The best segment. Go Amber&Jen!!!
Gloria Rohlfs
Gloria Rohlfs 25 օր առաջ
so much fun!
GayGengar 25 օր առաջ
"said lesbians, 'what's a hairstyle?'" as a lesbian i can't even be mad at this because i look like i have perpetual bedhead and haven't used hair products since i was 7
Creative Designation
Creative Designation 18 օր առաջ
I just let my hair grow out this year and wear it in a perpetual ponytail, so none of it falls in front of my face, so I don't have to touch it. I also dyed it red to match the world that is on fire.
felixvelariusbos 19 օր առաջ
Oh for sure. I got a haircut back in June where I asked the super cuts lady to cut it insanely short so I wouldn't have to cut my hair for the rest of the year. It looks like a reasonable thing to be on somebody's head.
Selina_Novella 21 օր առաջ
I discovered how awesome a perm is during a pandemic. You only have to wash your hair once a week, it stays more or less in tact, and you don't even have to brush unless you're in the shower! I am totally up for 1/2 an hour of work once a week.
thegreenmercenary 26 օր առաջ
Show pitch: Amber and Jenny are buddy cops and Seth is the Chief of Police who has to go out undercover himself every day due to budget cuts.
Ahmed Is King
Ahmed Is King 26 օր առաջ
I capitalize Black. It’s even automatic in my phone. I never knew it was a thing
Douglas Armstrong
Douglas Armstrong 26 օր առաջ
The state of Queensland in Australia has elected a majority left wing government, first time in decade. First New Zealand, now Queensland.. can America take it home? Xxxxxx
Asim Malik
Asim Malik 26 օր առաջ
Jenny can take me by storm.... I love to be the third wheel with lesbians... #AllforOne🇨🇦💖U all♡♡♡♡♡
Xavier Aguilar
Xavier Aguilar 26 օր առաջ
I'm gonna watch the lesbian vampire tv show, don't care how bad it will be.
greasergrrl 26 օր առաջ
I love this segment more than you know. Not only is it funny af, but there are actual lesbian jokes told by an actual lesbian on a major late night show. Representation matters!!! You have no idea. Or maybe you do. Thank you, Jenny and the rest. xoxo
Robert McNamara
Robert McNamara 26 օր առաջ
So Uranus is out also? Signed one very gay male downunder.
Eve 26 օր առաջ
Thank you Seth this made me 😂😂😂 so much....❤️❤️❤️❤️ I was not having such a Good Friday but with this vid you made my day 😂😂😂😂😂.
terry s
terry s 26 օր առաջ
Two things: 1.) Umm, whoa, never imagined I'd hear "female world champion downhill mtn biker" on a Hollywood chat show! Like...YO!!! :) 2.) I'm 99% certain Missy "the Missile" Giove was the first openly gay female world cup downhill mtb champion in 1994. Maybe the 2020 Swiss chick won the World's? And not the world cup series as Missy had?
MBoykin1982 26 օր առաջ
They come out in college hahaha
Carmen R
Carmen R 26 օր առաջ
As a lesbian who came out in college I legit lol at that joke. 😂
Waggish Sagacity
Waggish Sagacity 27 օր առաջ
A friend suggested that I watch the program. I'm very glad I did. Lovely.
Jeffrey Eick
Jeffrey Eick 27 օր առաջ
Bigoted humor Isn't .
The Weathersman
The Weathersman 27 օր առաջ
Lonely Vampire--.....
Cito Perez-Hales
Cito Perez-Hales 27 օր առաջ
These are always my favorite segments.
Elle Pedds
Elle Pedds 27 օր առաջ
I laughed harder than I care to admit over the two orgasms joke. I deserve an Oscar for my performances.
Mr. 9thDoctor
Mr. 9thDoctor 27 օր առաջ
Sad thing: most MAGAheads won't get the Wakanda line and will insist on Amber going back there. Also Amber, since you're the first open Wakandan, my late condolences on losing your head of state.
better secret
better secret 27 օր առաջ
I don't understand why in America you can't tell jokes. Comedy doesn't have limits,the limits are set by the audience laughters, either is funny or is not. And most of those weren't. Which is strange because usually they are
TheHiroBlade 27 օր առաջ
Every time I watch one of these segments I have the same big stupid grin the three of them do plastered to my face. It's like a little injection of joy.
Rebecca Rich
Rebecca Rich 27 օր առաջ
I love this segment
Lauren 27 օր առաջ
I love this segment so much!!!!!!!!
David Bleecher
David Bleecher 27 օր առաջ
Jokes that no one should tell. They must have the most depressing writer's room in late night.
Cee Koutsos
Cee Koutsos 27 օր առաջ
This should be a regular thing.
Gue Verdura
Gue Verdura 27 օր առաջ
This segment actually highlights an unfortunate truth: there is something behind the whiney right wing's complaints about the culture war. Humor is largely based on stereotypes. If you don't think so, watch pretty much any comedian, they will joke about how women are, how men are, any group that could be categorized. Seth is doing us the favor us demonstrating that it's not ok for one segment of the population (white men) to make the same exact joke that other segments can make. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF FEMINISM which says we are all EQUAL. The idea that blacks, lesbians or women should be a protected class who are the only ones who are socially allowed, and rewarded, for doing, or saying, certain things is de-evolution NOT PROGRESS. Notice in this very comment section people are rewarding Amber for saying "That's about white". Now imagine if Seth had said, "That's about black." It's funny for women to joke about men... but if a man jokes about women it's sexist. It's funny for a black person to joke about whites, but if a white person jokes about blacks it's racist. The basic issue of people being made in fun of based on their identity hasn't changed, it's simply shifted who it's ok to laugh at or disparage. Does anyone notice this double standard? Do you think this is helpful? Either making in fun of people is ok or it's not. Just don't pretend that this is more woke or something.
Jane White
Jane White 27 օր առաջ
This is still the best damn segment on TV
Cynthia Copland
Cynthia Copland 27 օր առաջ
These clips make my day ☀️! Thanks for the quality material.
Joscelyne K
Joscelyne K 27 օր առաջ
Ugh, that Barrett joke hit me right in the heart
Hugh Manne
Hugh Manne 27 օր առաջ
Not only do I love both these women, but I love Seth, also. This segment rocks!
KainGates 27 օր առաջ
Swiss Army wife... I'm dead
Dee Cohen
Dee Cohen 27 օր առաջ
Bennyton 27 օր առաջ
Ocean's 8 , I can't...bhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nelius Bresnan
Nelius Bresnan 27 օր առաջ
Goddamit Amber! You made me spit-take my whiskey. Whiskey doesn't grow on trees y'know!!!!
Benzaiten 28 օր առաջ
how utterly delightful!
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