Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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You Suck At Cooking

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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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SLASHMANISM
SLASHMANISM 2 ժամ առաջ
Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing
Anne Caru
Anne Caru Օր առաջ
Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol
jianna w
jianna w Օր առաջ
i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”
R C
R C Օր առաջ
dude you killed it , so funny !
Nonpro Minecrafters
Nonpro Minecrafters Օր առաջ
Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩
RemyCherryBomb Gaming
RemyCherryBomb Gaming 2 օր առաջ
Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!
Emma Jenkin
Emma Jenkin 2 օր առաջ
I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes
Chebron
Chebron 2 օր առաջ
"Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely
mrboogy1
mrboogy1 2 օր առաջ
Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoodleHq
NoodleHq 2 օր առաջ
I have those exact tongs
Twin Tyara
Twin Tyara 2 օր առաջ
So you are 35 years old?
Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008
Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008 3 օր առաջ
I am 22 & Single Sad
Memonke
Memonke 6 օր առաջ
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
C B
C B 6 օր առաջ
dats what good pussy sounds like
gdlk
gdlk 6 օր առաջ
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts 6 օր առաջ
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
ClassyAF
ClassyAF 7 օր առաջ
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
James Prayter
James Prayter 7 օր առաջ
As a Italian I can say this looks good
JR
JR 7 օր առաջ
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
Yonah2E
Yonah2E 8 օր առաջ
is your name jordan schlansky?
BS Corvin
BS Corvin 8 օր առաջ
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo 8 օր առաջ
yuh
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch. 10 օր առաջ
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon 10 օր առաջ
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
Tyler
Tyler 11 օր առաջ
wow i subscribed
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough 11 օր առաջ
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
SonyTheSunGod
SonyTheSunGod 11 օր առաջ
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel 11 օր առաջ
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️
DiamondJax08
DiamondJax08 12 օր առաջ
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
Common Art
Common Art 12 օր առաջ
THE WAP DOE
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang 12 օր առաջ
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
I Break Things
I Break Things 13 օր առաջ
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
William Sampson
William Sampson 13 օր առաջ
i have the same bed frame
Razorbliz
Razorbliz 14 օր առաջ
Puncharini your dongoroni
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos 14 օր առաջ
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
Doge Coont
Doge Coont 15 օր առաջ
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
tarfathewise
tarfathewise 15 օր առաջ
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Bartosz Ziółkowski 15 օր առաջ
Ah yes heart attack on plate
Melissa Packard Lavin
Melissa Packard Lavin 16 օր առաջ
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
dépaysement
dépaysement 16 օր առաջ
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
Craig Grady
Craig Grady 16 օր առաջ
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
SwiftBlade4
SwiftBlade4 16 օր առաջ
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
seavision
seavision 16 օր առաջ
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
cblue
cblue 17 օր առաջ
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber 17 օր առաջ
Looks good!
ROYAL_ T
ROYAL_ T 17 օր առաջ
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza 17 օր առաջ
The commentary 😆😆😆
Joe york
Joe york 17 օր առաջ
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson 17 օր առաջ
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg 18 օր առաջ
2:22 he is not wearing pants
Gravy B
Gravy B 18 օր առաջ
My chest hurts wat thing this
simqbi
simqbi 18 օր առաջ
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
Khams No
Khams No 18 օր առաջ
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
trash gaming dump
trash gaming dump 18 օր առաջ
Butter fetish now a thing
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo 18 օր առաջ
Ridiculous.
TheSmallzfry
TheSmallzfry 18 օր առաջ
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab 19 օր առաջ
"Nice Dissolve"
JimmyBoogaloo
JimmyBoogaloo 19 օր առաջ
lol @ the keto gag
Erik Koch
Erik Koch 19 օր առաջ
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
Roo
Roo 19 օր առաջ
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
Boken
Boken 20 օր առաջ
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
GumGoblin
GumGoblin 20 օր առաջ
butter fetish?
Bob Bob
Bob Bob 20 օր առաջ
Eggs
Dexpo89
Dexpo89 20 օր առաջ
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan 20 օր առաջ
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
Себастьян Фишер
Себастьян Фишер 20 օր առաջ
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
The Panda Bookkeeper
The Panda Bookkeeper 20 օր առաջ
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
Juli
Juli 20 օր առաջ
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Dezimio
Dezimio 20 օր առաջ
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
Dicey
Dicey 20 օր առաջ
DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf 21 օր առաջ
Talk to yass tonight
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter 21 օր առաջ
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt 21 օր առաջ
Lmmfao!!!
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX 21 օր առաջ
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
who took a shit in the toilet
who took a shit in the toilet 21 օր առաջ
Peepee poopoo
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison 21 օր առաջ
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg 21 օր առաջ
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
mila
mila 21 օր առաջ
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh 21 օր առաջ
I should call her
Anirban Chakraborty
Anirban Chakraborty 22 օր առաջ
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang 22 օր առաջ
I subscribed after 90 seconds
Erin T.
Erin T. 22 օր առաջ
I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher 22 օր առաջ
You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.
ŸümMy GGG
ŸümMy GGG 22 օր առաջ
Ysac is theDoo
zey
zey 22 օր առաջ
How did you make the noodles by yourself
Mr Davis
Mr Davis 22 օր առաջ
Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.
doddles_of thecrafts
doddles_of thecrafts 22 օր առաջ
U too funny b
darknight121000
darknight121000 23 օր առաջ
That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.
wintrparkgrl
wintrparkgrl 23 օր առաջ
he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this
Jen
Jen 23 օր առաջ
Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.
luke pettis
luke pettis 23 օր առաջ
This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content
Uri Rennert
Uri Rennert 23 օր առաջ
Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on
Taila Blu
Taila Blu 23 օր առաջ
From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine
Marin Velenik
Marin Velenik 23 օր առաջ
From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's
Lorde Gheebus
Lorde Gheebus 23 օր առաջ
I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.
Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ
Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ 23 օր առաջ
Amazing
PimpleJThomas
PimpleJThomas 23 օր առաջ
Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers
Eric Glueckert
Eric Glueckert 2 օր առաջ
how?
HypnoToad
HypnoToad 23 օր առաջ
Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂
kitten kitsune
kitten kitsune 23 օր առաջ
"pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh
nk
nk 23 օր առաջ
anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018
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