Too Ugly For Comedy. Bengt Washburn - Full Special

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whether you're too ugly for comedy, or just plain butt ugly, this Dry Bar comedy special from Bengt Washburn is for you! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Bengt breaks down his 26 year run as a stand up comedian, and what it means to be good looking in the business. Whether it's jokes about plastic surgery or global warming Bengt's jokes are sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Naeren Vastir
Naeren Vastir Ժամ առաջ
Bengt, you are not ugly my man.
1776 reset
1776 reset 2 օր առաջ
kinda "Johnny Carsonish" in the look and timing.. and that's a compliment ..
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 15 ժամ առաջ
Thank you! I love Johnny Carson.
Devon Gouber
Devon Gouber 3 օր առաջ
a paradigm shift 😂
L. B.
L. B. 3 օր առաջ
Loved it! SO funny!
Michelle Dewitt
Michelle Dewitt 3 օր առաջ
🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣♥️🤣 Hello from Small Town Sparta Michigan!! Have watched you before and Your AWESOME!!! And I’ll REMEMBER your name!!😉❤️😘
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 3 օր առաջ
Thanks Michelle!
C. Brandt
C. Brandt 6 օր առաջ
So funny... ! The only annoying thing is that silly exaggerated background laughter, totally unnecessary!!
Karin Lynne Kucak
Karin Lynne Kucak 7 օր առաջ
So SO FUNNNNY!!!!! 👍
Michael Hicks
Michael Hicks 7 օր առաջ
Great, great set.
Dave Stewart
Dave Stewart 8 օր առաջ
He needs to say he got plastic surgery to look like John Malcovich...
James Brock
James Brock 9 օր առաջ
He’s very funny.
Daaerus 9 օր առաջ
Finally. More from this comic. Awesome.
arju scarlet
arju scarlet 10 օր առաջ
He is definitely funny.
Jonathan Allard
Jonathan Allard 10 օր առաջ
Is he secretly a Liquid Tension Experiment fan? He talks of Paradigm Shift and Acid Rain.
Regina Kelso
Regina Kelso 10 օր առաջ
Conan Duke
Conan Duke 10 օր առաջ
He looks like a cross between John Malkovich and Wojciehowicz from Barney Miller.
Regina Kelso
Regina Kelso 10 օր առաջ
Your right he certainly does.Funny too.Very entertainment.
Mark Delfino
Mark Delfino 11 օր առաջ
Man, he's so brilliant & did not waste any time! One of theeee best!
Marsha Mahaney
Marsha Mahaney 11 օր առաջ
Very funny,😅 Thank you.
regface24 11 օր առաջ
He's handsome.
Blanks Haliburton
Blanks Haliburton 12 օր առաջ
As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.
whocares .u?
whocares .u? 12 օր առաջ
Is this a party or problem
Barbara Shaw
Barbara Shaw 13 օր առաջ
Very funny
Shelby Larouche
Shelby Larouche 13 օր առաջ
The beach since I was a kid has moved up many yards I remember when I was a kid and there was almost a football field between the water and the shore now its 30 feet sometimes less
sandhas1 13 օր առաջ
This is so good! Thank you lol
Angela Chanelle
Angela Chanelle 14 օր առաջ
Loved this!
Matt Trafton
Matt Trafton 14 օր առաջ
His comedy doesn't appeal to the lowest common denominator. I bet he is, or would be more famous in Canada. A better educated populace. Not all comedy has to be crass.
No Name
No Name 13 օր առաջ
Lol shutup
maxpower1819 15 օր առաջ
Blanks Haliburton
Blanks Haliburton 16 օր առաջ
A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection
Tsholofelo Oageng
Tsholofelo Oageng 16 օր առաջ
As a Civil Engineer, I concur
Scott Bohe
Scott Bohe 18 օր առաջ
I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!
Ancient Flight
Ancient Flight 18 օր առաջ
My mother gave me a superiority complex from the time of my birth. When she gave birth to me she said, "Oh my God! He is a big baby! When I cried, she said, "Oh my God he is crying!" I'd laugh, she would say "My God what is so funny?" No matter what I said and did, "Oh my God" was my mother's response. "My God, are you hungry again?", Ohh my God! Why did you do that?" After being away for a few months, I'd come in the front door and she would say, "Oh my God, how come your back already?!" When your parent calls you "God" daily from childhood, you start to become judgmental of others using your mother's criteria. Example: "Oh my God!, you are still our teacher?!" It is said, "Laughter is the best medicine." Can laughter kill viruses and germs? Laugh at Masan Virus and see what happens!
Gena Crooker
Gena Crooker 19 օր առաջ
This guy has been doing this for 26 years !!! 😳. he's incredible and incredibly funny !!! Everyone should know who he is .!.. hopefully they will now. He must have had horrible handlers or rather management..
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 18 օր առաջ
I do have horrible handlers and management, that is to say I am self handled and managed.
diane DONOHUE 20 օր առաջ
You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 20 օր առաջ
Thanks Diane!
JazzAUPH 22 օր առաջ
He was probably told that he'd ugly, at least 3 times.
Kelly Ganey
Kelly Ganey 22 օր առաջ
Sir, you absolutely are NOT "butt ugly". LOLOLOL In fact, you are quite handsome to be honest, not to mention, one of the very funniest comics I've ever heard! In addition, I'm very impressed that you are able to not only CAPTURE, but to very easily HOLD the attention of your audience without a single vulgarity. That's very unusual (but REFRESHING) nowadays. Great set!! Kudos!!
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 20 օր առաջ
Thank you!
Avishek Chatterjee
Avishek Chatterjee 23 օր առաջ
He did a long set on global warming in front of a conservative audience, and got consistent laughs... this man is a comedy genius.
Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker 13 օր առաջ
How do you know they were conservative?
C Fitzl
C Fitzl 24 օր առաջ
Just wanna know: was the surgeon’s card...plastic?
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 22 օր առաջ
it was not
Stefano L
Stefano L 24 օր առաջ
He is really funny
Patricia Seaton
Patricia Seaton 26 օր առաջ
Really hilarious!
mike cianda
mike cianda 26 օր առաջ
3 times should be a catch-phrase
videoloji01 27 օր առաջ
This guy definitely deserves to be famous.
Eric Gaughan
Eric Gaughan 27 օր առաջ
This guy, is hilarious!!!!!
Gumbi Is A Meatball
Gumbi Is A Meatball 28 օր առաջ
Bengt is one of my absolute favorites. He is Hilarious! I kept thinking, I'd LOVE to see him on Johnny Carson, and then, Oh, yeah, there IS no Johnny Carson. Sorry Bengt, I would've put in a good word for you. But then, I'm not famous either, so it would've gotten you nowhere. Wanna go to Denny's?
Gumbi Is A Meatball
Gumbi Is A Meatball 19 օր առաջ
@Bengt Washburn Thank you for the Personal Reply. I have watched both of your Dry Bar sets a few times, and turned some friends on to you. Your delivery is as funny as your material. I'll be watching for your next Show. Thanks again.
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn 20 օր առաջ
Thank you Gumbi! Ahhh Denny’s! The preferred after-show meeting place of every comic.
DarkFlame 28 օր առաջ
So many people would die if it rained LSD. So many.
Ctrl Alt Delete
Ctrl Alt Delete 28 օր առաջ
Omg the tv joke was hilarious 🤣
Ctrl Alt Delete
Ctrl Alt Delete 28 օր առաջ
This guy is good. Good enough to be famous.
Elaine Fontaine
Elaine Fontaine 28 օր առաջ
Verrrrryyyy funny
shirley collins
shirley collins 29 օր առաջ
Very funny, gonna tell family and friends you’re link ! Thank you; refreshing to find a clean comic 👍
Biggmakk Official
Biggmakk Official 29 օր առաջ
You need a Netflix special. Awesome stand up!
JTuaim 29 օր առաջ
Martin Roberts
Martin Roberts Ամիս առաջ
Dude reminds me of john Malkovich for some reason lmao
Ferengi profiteer
Ferengi profiteer Ամիս առաջ
I love a guy old enough to remember how stupid started.
Ferengi profiteer
Ferengi profiteer Ամիս առաջ
It's election night. Anyone else bingeing on dry bar comedy and beer till the wife goes to sleep so they can hit something to paralyze them till about 9 tomorrow morning?
KremitDeFrog Ամիս առաջ
When did John Malkovich start doing stand-up?
Yester Vue
Yester Vue Ամիս առաջ
Good routine!
Amy Sanchez
Amy Sanchez Ամիս առաջ
My mom got her eyebrows tattooed on and shaved hers off because they were growing like uncontrollable weeds. Well... the woman who did it did a bad job, but we tried to be supportive. One day, my grandma just blurted, "Linda, why did you ruin your face like that?" My mom defended herself then pulled me into it even though I'd given her the "I want no part of this" stare, so I just said, "you've worn a constant expression of perpetual shock for two years. Like your brows know wtf you've done to them. That's all I'm going to say." Finally last December she let me take her to a professional and now looks mildly curious.
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
hahaha! oh man that would suck.
Margaret Needler
Margaret Needler Ամիս առաջ
This guy is really funny!
Karen Knickerbocker
Karen Knickerbocker Ամիս առաջ
One extremely funny comedian!
jessicaaudate Ամիս առաջ
Why am I just now seeing this?!
Tami Beranek
Tami Beranek Ամիս առաջ
Looks like al Franken and John Malkovich had a baby
keith norris
keith norris Ամիս առաջ
He Should be famous. But then he would have to change his material. Of course if he was famous he could hire writers. If he had writers he would have to pay big bucks. After paying the writers he would be making the same money he's making now... Better he's not famous
Life In Frame
Life In Frame Ամիս առաջ
Bengt you're now famous with me. Watch out if you keep this up you may lose that bit, and it's a good one.
ismetkutluk Ամիս առաջ
5:35 Aaww I know who you are man, you're "The Silent G" :)
R M BLAKE Ամիս առաջ
"I hate to admit this, but all Asian televisions look alike".
Jennifer Louis
Jennifer Louis Ամիս առաջ
Jennifer Louis
Jennifer Louis Ամիս առաջ
Very hilarious and intelligent comic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Fogata Ամիս առաջ
This man is a genius!
LEGnewTube Ամիս առաջ
Some original content right here! He should be famous 🤣😂🤣😂
Gloria Jean
Gloria Jean Ամիս առաջ
This was very funny and very original I will even watch it again, it was that good.
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
thanks Gloria!
davidxtc Ամիս առաջ
great comic fantastic set
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
thank you!
Kyle G
Kyle G Ամիս առաջ
“I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.” - ‭‭John‬ ‭12:46‬ ‭NIV‬‬
Andrew Barnett
Andrew Barnett Ամիս առաջ
I came into the light, and was blinded, people kept yelling "get out of the road". - Andrew 12:40am UTC
Patricia Williams
Patricia Williams Ամիս առաջ
This is good
Erick Vasquez
Erick Vasquez Ամիս առաջ
Arkania Knight
Arkania Knight Ամիս առաջ
I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.
Max J
Max J Ամիս առաջ
The ending was gold. I probably shouldn't laugh at that as a christian, but I couldn't help it
R M BLAKE Ամիս առաջ
God created us with a sense of SHOULD laugh if something is funny!!
Denise Kessler
Denise Kessler Ամիս առաջ
OMG 🤣 Thats all I have to say !!! Great !!!
MC Ամիս առաջ
He's hilarious!!! You should be famous 😎💕
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
thank you!
C F Ամիս առաջ
Jesus he is good hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
Michelle Tate
Michelle Tate Ամիս առաջ
"Or is my hippy dippy neighbor gonna run out of his house with his mouth open?" I died! 😆
Sharon Freeman
Sharon Freeman Ամիս առաջ
@Bengt Washburn First time I've heard of you but wow! I will be looking for more. Great stuff!
Michelle Tate
Michelle Tate Ամիս առաջ
@Bengt Washburn Hi!! What a nice surprise to hear from you! You are very funny! I'm not sure who is in charge of sprinkling fame dust on people; but, clearly, they are slacking on the job! You're hysterical!
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
Im very glad you enjoyed it.
Non participant Breakdown
Non participant Breakdown Ամիս առաջ
I got a free Trump tee shirt today and I’m wearing it for Halloween I’m actually voting for Trump as president not as most Christian person ever but as a Cyrus for isreal and the church notice Cyrus wasn’t a Jew or a Christian but was good for all and what is scarey about Halloween is the look on people face when they see what i don’t say in public or to people much at all
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
I'm not voting for him. But Im definitely NOT wearing a Biden T-Shirt. No matter the outcome, I sure hope that things remain peaceful.
PMJ4EVER Ամիս առաջ
I needed this break from the news. Thanks Bengt I’ll remember you and will call out your name and clap for you.
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
You are welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.
Marie Ferriera
Marie Ferriera Ամիս առաջ
1RxMode Ամիս առաջ
The heart is exceedingly wicked and who can know it?
Bengt Washburn
Bengt Washburn Ամիս առաջ
And who can know when its good?
Inspired Ամիս առաջ
🤣🤣🤣 thankyou for making me laugh x
Adventure Capitalist
Adventure Capitalist Ամիս առաջ
Bengt Washbum is a genius but he showed limitations in his act. I want to help him. Maybe a new stage name. 'Starflower' would get attention, but that does not match his personality. '3 Cent' would work great but he didn't take math in college. 'Perpendicular' is where he is at now. We will use that, or......... Help him
John Ամիս առաջ
I'd also rather be homeless than married!
Tamera Lewis
Tamera Lewis Ամիս առաջ
Hilarious! Thank you for the much-needed laugh.... but 84 thumbs down? Really?! Lighten up people. Relax have a little fun and even laugh at yourself if you need to. Good Lord!
john goskowicz
john goskowicz Ամիս առաջ
I heard Of this guy-he's famous!
Normsky Ամիս առաջ
This guy would be famous, if he didn't have a name that sounds like a warped guitar.
You Heard Me
You Heard Me Ամիս առաջ
Butt Ugly was funny too!
Heidi Phillips
Heidi Phillips Ամիս առաջ
dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.
Heidi Phillips
Heidi Phillips 23 օր առաջ
@Edwin Phillips hi
Edwin Phillips
Edwin Phillips 23 օր առաջ
Subtle Nature
Subtle Nature Ամիս առաջ
Ugly lives matter. The Fool has moved mountains. No one will get that
Vinnie gku
Vinnie gku Ամիս առաջ
So so hilarious
Tyler Prince
Tyler Prince Ամիս առաջ
A rare time AM-posts recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively
R M BLAKE Ամիս առաջ
He did another session on Dry should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!
L Will
L Will Ամիս առաջ
He's not ugly I find him handsome, but I also have a thing for nerdy, funny, and unusual men
Diana M
Diana M Ամիս առաջ
This was absolutely hilarious
Sanan Adil
Sanan Adil Ամիս առաջ
I genuinely love your material
William Bell
William Bell Ամիս առաջ
Smart and well delivered!
Vivien Leigh
Vivien Leigh Ամիս առաջ
Just loved this! (I did have plastic surgery by the way and I hope the jenga tower is still standing 🤔😂) Ամիս առաջ
I’m in love
JByepitsme Ամիս առաջ
LMAI!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You sir have gave my night 110% turn around for the better lol You are truly talented like no other. So so so HILARIOUS 🤣😂😄😁Looking forward to more your stand up👍
Laura Pallas
Laura Pallas Ամիս առաջ
I wanna make you famous!
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