Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-29-20

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Bill Burr

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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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Frank Gonzalez
Frank Gonzalez 10 օր առաջ
I find it so hilarious that Bill Burr spoke shit about Star Wars all of these years and yet ended up being in The Mandalorian, lol.
1o29s23
1o29s23 12 օր առաջ
Bills my electronic talking head
shrimpflea
shrimpflea 14 օր առաջ
The Satan Rays
shelberto swaggapants
shelberto swaggapants 14 օր առաջ
So we're going to criticize the 2013 Seahawks for cheating, but not the 2006 steelers?
Syke Raps
Syke Raps 15 օր առաջ
Hey Bill, is it weird that I’m 22 and seriously enjoy hearing you ramble? Lol
Lark Vs. Owl
Lark Vs. Owl 16 օր առաջ
You have more common sense than most politicians .
Lark Vs. Owl
Lark Vs. Owl 16 օր առաջ
and I'm sorry, Joe Rogan, but anything you says has reaction. Be more responsible.
Ianuarius
Ianuarius 16 օր առաջ
1:08:00 how about... i don't know... stop getting married?
Seth Harshman
Seth Harshman 18 օր առաջ
If Bill actually paid attention to Star Wars he'd know only Siths deal in absolutes
Allan Adamson
Allan Adamson 19 օր առաջ
I know a guy who was on his third tour of duty and his entire team had a bomb dropped on them and he was somehow insulated from the bomb by the mud around the complex and was thrown like 50 feet across the way from the pushback but had no real injuries but everyone else in his platoon was blown up or whatever it was one of the biggest casualty days in Iraq and they give him leave or send him to get a medal for his bravery that day and they're trying to give him papers to go home and he asks instead for another tour so they send him to an even more dangerous place with even more bombs and he did well there too and yeah I have to wonder okay at what point does that pay well enough that you can retire because the people behind this machine are billionaires and never see combat
Allan Adamson
Allan Adamson 19 օր առաջ
the curse of the bambino ahahaha jk
Original Askal
Original Askal 19 օր առաջ
warm ginger tea
ambush bob
ambush bob 19 օր առաջ
I think about dying all the time
Come out, Neville!
Come out, Neville! 20 օր առաջ
At least he's a half full kinda guy.
Sean B
Sean B 20 օր առաջ
Bill gonna ignore that the pigs are not native and cause massive amounts of damage because of how fast they reproduce? They kill them as much as possible and the pigs still outbreed that. Think of that.
Jase Gtree
Jase Gtree 20 օր առաջ
He's waiting for the Adderall to kick in
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert 21 օր առաջ
Is Russell Wilson involved with steroids?
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert 21 օր առաջ
I didn't know the Seahawks tested dirty for steroids...very disappointing very
Harry Longmore
Harry Longmore 21 օր առաջ
Hot toady whiskey honey sugar lemon hot Scottish like me
Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales 21 օր առաջ
Let’s go Dodgers!!!
Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales 21 օր առաջ
It was the 38 year curse
Dan Motyl
Dan Motyl 21 օր առաջ
Need a video stream.
Kevin Blackwell
Kevin Blackwell 21 օր առաջ
Id rather open mouth kiss my dead dad, than watch star wars. I'm with you Bill
NIOPLE
NIOPLE 21 օր առաջ
kleo is still alive?
Alexander Foelkel
Alexander Foelkel 21 օր առաջ
Shitty podcast, no need to upload it.
Unexpected Comedy Podcast
Unexpected Comedy Podcast 21 օր առաջ
1:10 already mentions sports. He might as we call it Thursday just before monday morning Monday morning sports update. Use to love when he would read off the listeners stories and request bills life advice
Jeff Biggs
Jeff Biggs 22 օր առաջ
Before John Madden was saying “take the points,” Woody Hayes was going for 2-point conversions against Michigan while leading by 40 late in the 4th quarter. LOL!! When asked after the game why he went for two, Hayes responded “because I can’t go for 3.”
Cooked Comedy Channel
Cooked Comedy Channel 22 օր առաջ
Eyy Billy Boy, I'm assuming you won't read this BUT if you were to chop up your pod cast into bit size pieces you would claim your podcast back from the dogs that steal it from you. Eh, just think you deserve more
A H
A H 22 օր առաջ
08:18 He was already around his teammates so they would have been exposed. Outside of that these guys are young and healthy enough that it would not have truly harmed them.
Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith 21 օր առաջ
I’m not a brainwashed covid nazi like some ppl *cough bill cough* but the point is they would me exposed more, unnecessarily. The more exposure, the more likely to contract it. That guy is a jackass for having a tantrum and refusing to comply, security should’ve dragged him out by his taint skin
Tramond Spencer
Tramond Spencer 22 օր առաջ
Yes, the king snake is immune to venom.
TotemicAnalTurboFukker
TotemicAnalTurboFukker 22 օր առաջ
"Pack up and leave to a red state" Ha! People are leaving, not because Trump.. They are leaving because the democratic turds that run these states have and are running them into the shitter! Ask you're buddy joe
Jo Fo
Jo Fo 22 օր առաջ
Boooo
Magistar
Magistar 22 օր առաջ
he voted for biden i think
Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith 21 օր առաջ
Misinformed Billy bashes Trump(mainly to suck up to the ppl he wants to like him) every episode, I think it’s a safe assumption. He’s been sneaking in unprompted “I’m a lefty” a lot recently like he wants to be on record as being on the “rIgHt sIdE oF hIsTorY”
Fully Tok’d Comedy
Fully Tok’d Comedy 22 օր առաջ
Yea. Doubtful Nia follows his vote for trump online for him. He also doesn’t seem to like the Donald very much.
nathan papp
nathan papp 22 օր առաջ
Would somebody explain to Bill what an invasive species is.
Lincoln
Lincoln 22 օր առաջ
Is Bill under the impression that the Dodgers allowed Justin Turner to play with Covid? They don't have that power. Then he's putting the Dodgers next to the Astros? I keep forgetting Billy boy is a Sox fan.
Brandon Russo
Brandon Russo 22 օր առաջ
FUCKING SLAYER!!!
Andywan Kenobi
Andywan Kenobi 22 օր առաջ
Enough orange on orange hate bill...
Ika Ganev
Ika Ganev 22 օր առաջ
I just watch episode from Star Wars Mandalorian, and wow .. you ?! you're really great ! 👍
Oliveira Luis
Oliveira Luis 22 օր առաջ
1:18:46 the lady in the lab love song
Skeeter Thompson
Skeeter Thompson 22 օր առաջ
the World Series was great, congrats to the Dodgers 🏆
iamit Singh
iamit Singh 22 օր առաջ
You are a legend bill.
Jodice Edwards
Jodice Edwards 22 օր առաջ
Bill has that Dad Voice that everyone needs once in a while.that Dad voice that calls you out on your shit, calls you an idiot but then tells you to fix your life cause he loves you still. He should make tough love motivational videos.
Alex Buruian
Alex Buruian 22 օր առաջ
11:00
Roiu46
Roiu46 22 օր առաջ
Wear that ear pro!
Jack Genre
Jack Genre 22 օր առաջ
Would love to see Bill Burr do a video on the Ultimate Karen, Chelsey Handler the woman who feels she needs to remind people they are black
Fully Tok’d Comedy
Fully Tok’d Comedy 22 օր առաջ
Andrew Schulz has a decent take on Flagrant2.
Nathan Simpson
Nathan Simpson 22 օր առաջ
The pigs are an invasive species. They weren’t native to the area snd are messing up the ecosystem for all the native wildlife.
Kirti Cally
Kirti Cally 22 օր առաջ
I need a timestamp to when Bill stops talking about football and moves on to something else. Untill that happens, I'm staying away from MMPC.
Fully Tok’d Comedy
Fully Tok’d Comedy 22 օր առաջ
14:40
Spaceknight79
Spaceknight79 22 օր առաջ
Unfortunately, Bill, conservative accountability is limited. It only applies to people who are Democrats and/or the working class. Doesn't apply to corporations, the rich, or the GOP.
plandimic1984 ASW WEAVER
plandimic1984 ASW WEAVER 21 օր առաջ
I hate political party's an the ideal of leadership. Instead why can't we just agree no murder\harming pepole or the property no rape no stealing no lies for wealth or power no limits on other people's liberty. Instead of voting for leadership that always ends up using lies and or fears to take liberty an wealth. Let's just vote for enforcement officers that up hold the basic law's. Yes in this system drug's will kill some but they do now an only drug dealers benifet from there sale in my system society can tax them to offset the cost drug users put on society an not spend 30000 per year per person that eats or smokes plants. Same can be said for gambling an sex work. This system would allow all the liberty to make there happiness in life. No it's not safe an no you won't be able to live off the work of other's but you will be free to do whatever it is that makes you happy. But unfortunately the top earners and the bottom earners will fight against this system being put in place. The top will supply the bottom an go to war because they depend on a unjust system to maintain a easy and safe life style at the expense of other's. An the remaining 80% of humanity is full of pusscakes that will keep taking it in the ass or as they say go along to get along. I'm sure the time some authoritarian government officials decide to force the people to do something I won't do is coming. An then it will be a crime to buy from me or sell to me. Even if I find a way to live outside society the government will see this as a threat an come up with some excuse to kill me an anyone around me. I want to say enough people will unite an organize to fight and destroy the current regime. But I'm just having a hard time believing this so I'm going through life ready for the final life an death struggle. One sliver lining of this is I'm no longer afraid of death don't ask how I kown this just believe I have no doubts.
PaulUnit5000
PaulUnit5000 22 օր առաջ
Or the DNC
Michael Liverpool
Michael Liverpool 22 օր առաջ
Bill could only do 10 minutes of quiet talk then he explodes into old Billy Booze Bags
telmes1td
telmes1td 23 օր առաջ
Your the man bill! So glad your kicking assistance again! Keep it up man! I loved your monolog on SNL and I thing people need to let go of there hate and laugh. That we also néed to take responsibility a acknowledge we all (including myself) screw up in history at some time. I'm a big fan of Shaka zulu. But that was some brutal shit. I like William wallace. . . Brutal. Last of the Mohecan. . . . Brutal. So people need to relax.
Uncut The Urbanite
Uncut The Urbanite 23 օր առաջ
I hope you can transition to video podcast one day
DrLeroyGreen
DrLeroyGreen 23 օր առաջ
45:09 WTF was that!?!?!?
Gir Doodie
Gir Doodie 23 օր առաջ
I think the fans of Star Wars are more overrated than the movies and I’m a fan of the movies
axeblue
axeblue 23 օր առաջ
I live @ home w/ my parents and I live @ home all-day supposedly. My dad over-seas and my mom works from 3pm to 11pm. I'm 30 but i'd be terrified to be thrown out. I'm a emotional support but I do get shht all the time for not working. I'm human, so are my parents; to think if you don't work you shouldn't have a 'roof' over your head is some wrong teaching from a previous generations, 'go to college'... I'm not gonna go into debt to be respected as an adult.
Catch 22
Catch 22 20 օր առաջ
How are you going to make it when your parent die? 30 and still living at home and not working... your parents failed you and you failed yourself. Go get a job and realize that your “lifestyle” isn’t sustainable. It’s one thing to lose your job and need some help temporarily from friends or your parents but another thing entirely if you have given up and are not pursuing a career in anything. You’re right, you don’t have to go into debt going to college, but if you don’t go to college you’d better go into the trades or find some steady job as a oil field worker or as a truck driver, I hope you enjoy your extended vacation you idiot. And yeah, if you’re so lazy that you don’t contribute anything to your family while living at home at 30 than you belong to the street, God only knows that you leeching off your parents isn’t helping anyone. I hope you get your life together, because living like that I would be surprised if you had any friends at all. Because if you had any real friends they would push you to improve your life so you aren’t reliant on other people to keep you alive. People don’t like being around failure, it’s contagious.Take control of your life, you’ll be a happier man when you can put a roof over your head with your own work.
Tyrone Tucker
Tyrone Tucker 23 օր առաջ
covid19 is a hoax
Charles Piro
Charles Piro 22 օր առաջ
I wouldnt call it a hoax I would call it what it is and has always been, its called the FLU with a fancy name and inflated numbers to keep the sheep in line.
PaulUnit5000
PaulUnit5000 22 օր առաջ
Convid19
LaylaEatsTrees
LaylaEatsTrees 23 օր առաջ
Dami love this podcast even though it chew out my ass every once in a while
TS
TS 23 օր առաջ
What??? No announcement of where we can watch you livestream election night coverage???? Bill, I've been waiting 4 years for the follow-up to your killer performance when Trump beat Hillary!!!
Earning Swiftly
Earning Swiftly 23 օր առաջ
Starts at 14:42 then stops at 21:33 and starts again at 22:20
TS
TS 23 օր առաջ
Feral pigs are such a plague that even wacked out liberal Oregon has designated them as shootable on sight without any hunting license needed. They totally ravage the food sources of native animals, and they really destroy farmland. They are a plague.
Joel Marte
Joel Marte 23 օր առաջ
Thanks for checking in on us ❤ means alot.🙏
Kelly Christian
Kelly Christian 23 օր առաջ
Billy knows better than to not do research. Wild boars ARE a world-wide plague.
NightOwl
NightOwl 23 օր առաջ
Imagine if sports games where as scripted as WWE matches.
Teeple
Teeple 23 օր առաջ
I miss the drunk billy doing his podcast. Lol
Zach D
Zach D 23 օր առաջ
Bill making fun of Star Wars is even funnier now
Richard Butkis
Richard Butkis 23 օր առաջ
Didn't Jordan play one of his best basketball games with the flu?
Fully Tok’d Comedy
Fully Tok’d Comedy 22 օր առաջ
Allegedly that was a “contrived storyline” created so the bulls weren’t the favorites and the mob could hammer the line and clean up $.
mrloop
mrloop 23 օր առաջ
14:40 got past the football
Zack Stevens
Zack Stevens 23 օր առաջ
Im just here for the reads 👍
...x
...x 23 օր առաջ
Cynthia Breazeal is the robot lady. Bill raging about a lady that's pretty much totally clothed hahaha.
KingTime1
KingTime1 24 օր առաջ
I’m the type of person that tunes into Bill burr‘s Podcast after they try to cancel him. Let’s go
Kobain
Kobain 24 օր առաջ
Time stamp the American sports stuff so i can Skip it.
Sand Grass
Sand Grass 24 օր առաջ
Friends of Eddie Coyle seems to be on Pluto TV for free. I just googled it popped up seems to work.
Martin Guzman
Martin Guzman 24 օր առաջ
I gotta get a divorce
Twobarpsi
Twobarpsi 24 օր առաջ
Bill got the Vid!
DewkChronic
DewkChronic 24 օր առաջ
Bills stilla puss, RIP 16:44
Why Do I Even Look At The Comments
Why Do I Even Look At The Comments 23 օր առաջ
It's terrible. I'm hear because bil was the best comedian in modern times until his wife got the vice-grip on him. Now no one is performing and every non left comedian is just an obnoxiously republican one.
Anthony Peppers
Anthony Peppers 24 օր առաջ
O Billy "hi hiiii hiiiii HIIIIIIIII" The Burr
Jeff Reed
Jeff Reed 24 օր առաջ
HUGE red wave is coming ...aka Silent Majority ...
lafayettetech
lafayettetech 24 օր առաջ
Drums are so loud, it’s impossible to get John Bonham’s leg. I’ve tried it!
lafayettetech
lafayettetech 24 օր առաջ
I thought your gonna keep it calm! You make me laugh! It’s hard to hold back!
Greg Wierzbicki
Greg Wierzbicki 24 օր առաջ
THIS DUDE IS THE REAL DEAL I'VE LAUGHED LONGER AND HARDER THAN CARLIN EVER DID AND CARLIN WAS ONE OF THE WORLDS SMARTEST AND BEST COMEDIANS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDIANS IN MY OPINION. BURR IS A REAL LIFE REGULAR DUDE AND IS NOW MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
Marcelo S
Marcelo S 24 օր առաջ
what the hell happened to your voice, Bill? what a f-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
spektzz
spektzz 24 օր առաջ
Get this man a radio station on gta 6
Bob Oso
Bob Oso 24 օր առաջ
Bill blows off Lakers early titles but doesnt mention early Celtics titles when there was like 8 teams and players smoked at half time lol come on
Skeeter Thompson
Skeeter Thompson 22 օր առաջ
look up “Bill Burr - Championships”, he alludes to the Celtics bullshit in that one, was from about 10 years ago
stiofan mac
stiofan mac 24 օր առաջ
this is old age billy blue
Bob Oso
Bob Oso 24 օր առաջ
I know a lot of people dont like when bill talks about sports and that's fair, but as someone who does his knowledge makes him basically a walking encyclopedia, and its fucking impressive. Especially for an old bald redhead twat. 🥰
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert 24 օր առաջ
Cleo is back???
CatusBrutus
CatusBrutus 23 օր առաջ
If you mean the second half, its from like 2012
Daniel Gwillym
Daniel Gwillym 24 օր առաջ
Lol says San Diego
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert 24 օր առաջ
Seahawks are on steroids?????
U.S.Slave
U.S.Slave 24 օր առաջ
This guy is a sell out. If he accidentally slipped and made a funny watch him go on apology tour like Rogan or Norm did.
Snyderman9
Snyderman9 24 օր առաջ
Ole Billy ASMR
B. Henderson
B. Henderson 24 օր առաջ
I was hoping that dope Turner would infect the entire Dodgers organization. Would've been comedy gold. Also, Badlands and Eddie Coyle are both pretty good films. Another underseen gem from that era is 1963's The Sadist, starring Arch Hall Jr (the much maligned and riffed upon actor from MST3K fame). Very low budget and roughly cut, but intensely performed all around.
Lever Action
Lever Action 24 օր առաջ
Hope you are feeling better soon. Hey.... This sports crap is crap. I get that this is about you and thats cool but are you that mundane? I loved bill being analytical and looking into the abyss, because you have a great head for it and you aren't stupid, which makes that interesting and very funny. Please get back to your roots.
John Doe
John Doe 24 օր առաջ
300th *comment! Spartans!!! * Drug companies got the cure to what ales you
Shane Gross
Shane Gross 24 օր առաջ
I’d watch the ABA😀😀😀😀
Shane Gross
Shane Gross 24 օր առաջ
Your World Series recollection is admirable, all I got is every Shawon Dunston statistic up there, good for you pal!
Daniel Gushue
Daniel Gushue 24 օր առաջ
Why not start another podcast that just interviews sports figures? Bill Burr’s Sportsfest Podcast or something
Steve Madak
Steve Madak 24 օր առաջ
HAHAHA fkin kills me
Steve Madak
Steve Madak 24 օր առաջ
" Needs a serious talking"--- So good :P
TadNer
TadNer 24 օր առաջ
Love how Bill always trashes golf hahaha
s02 Pzychotik
s02 Pzychotik 24 օր առաջ
-_-
Lance YOXTHEIMER
Lance YOXTHEIMER 24 օր առաջ
Oh bill it's so precious how you think people still watch baseball
Andrew Purdy
Andrew Purdy 24 օր առաջ
If your team scores a 2 point conversion at at rate anything above 50%, then you will statistically score more points in the long term by going for 2 every time
Venom Alastor
Venom Alastor 24 օր առաջ
This sounds like a re run of an earlier pod cast he did.
Lawdheulpus
Lawdheulpus 24 օր առաջ
The playoffs? reference gets me every time. Jim Morra went through hell with the New Orleans Saints in the 80’s.
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