Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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Ted Nivison

27 օր առաջ

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

OGGE BRUV 26 օր առաջ
Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle
Ellington Thomas
Ellington Thomas 5 օր առաջ
This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.
Ryan Beardsleys
Ryan Beardsleys 19 օր առաջ
@TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply
THEMaNIsWOrTHit 20 օր առաջ
Dante Damm
Dante Damm 20 օր առաջ
Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao
TheRosieGhost Gaming
TheRosieGhost Gaming 23 օր առաջ
Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content
FallMusic 5 ժամ առաջ
Please get this man on the great British bakeoff
Claydon Cathorall
Claydon Cathorall 8 ժամ առաջ
The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo
Mason Knapp
Mason Knapp 9 ժամ առաջ
Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife
Christopher Doman
Christopher Doman 19 ժամ առաջ
Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer
NiBBa Lightning
NiBBa Lightning Օր առաջ
Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿
N3K0 Օր առաջ
i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-
yellow m&m
yellow m&m 2 օր առաջ
the american version of wilbur
Silent Siege
Silent Siege 2 օր առաջ
I'm getting rum ads now thanks
fish swim
fish swim 3 օր առաջ
gotta love teddy
Motivational Lizard
Motivational Lizard 3 օր առաջ
Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza
FuckSmucker 3 օր առաջ
The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters
Orij 3 օր առաջ
If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.
D’angelo Onfroy
D’angelo Onfroy 4 օր առաջ
Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2
Dawson's Things and stuffs 2 4 օր առաջ
William Ledbetter
William Ledbetter 4 օր առաջ
Are you Ted Nivison?
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3 4 օր առաջ
I’ll take your entire stock
Photography Craze
Photography Craze 4 օր առաջ
also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it
Photography Craze
Photography Craze 4 օր առաջ
sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!
Gabe H
Gabe H 4 օր առաջ
Why does he know william osman
SriFoo 4 օր առաջ
Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.
Ana Cruz
Ana Cruz 5 օր առաջ
Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through
JackTheFlea10 5 օր առաջ
13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn
Kayno _
Kayno _ 5 օր առաջ
Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕
crissy s.
crissy s. 5 օր առաջ
POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok
Amelia Chastain
Amelia Chastain 5 օր առաջ
I’m from TikTok...
Chan _101
Chan _101 6 օր առաջ
i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN / 6 օր առաջ
13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass
yuh 6 օր առաջ
he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts
HCGosling 6 օր առաջ
That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make
MrMs Anime
MrMs Anime 6 օր առաջ
ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife
Victoria Salinas
Victoria Salinas 6 օր առաջ
Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!
3 unskippable ads
3 unskippable ads 7 օր առաջ
"I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*
yami supersleuth
yami supersleuth 7 օր առաջ
Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?
yo hammy
yo hammy 7 օր առաջ
Me with my gf 9:46
Robo Donut
Robo Donut 7 օր առաջ
1:17 ad
Jebus 7 օր առաջ
It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it
Honestly_Ally 7 օր առաջ
i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.
saddly 7 օր առաջ
luigi77714 8 օր առաջ
You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better
Blubers 8 օր առաջ
dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins
kata kankus
kata kankus 8 օր առաջ
watching you make the dough is pain
LLYKNA 9 օր առաջ
Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180
VeRtOgO 711
VeRtOgO 711 9 օր առաջ
Good job you tube mentioned ya
Lazy Beams
Lazy Beams 9 օր առաջ
@Binging With Babish please
Kingshrimp 9 օր առաջ
It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)
Lindsay Schultz
Lindsay Schultz 10 օր առաջ
Best opening ever.
monochromatic _child
monochromatic _child 10 օր առաջ
my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol
BavaDava80 10 օր առաջ
Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Koni Keebi
Koni Keebi 10 օր առաջ
1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already
A_W_EM 10 օր առաջ
"i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all
Simon Emir Santamaria
Simon Emir Santamaria 10 օր առաջ
yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes
Pyruh VODS
Pyruh VODS 11 օր առաջ
Where's your eyepatch Ted?
sarahwhat 11 օր առաջ
My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao
noatryy 11 օր առաջ
I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.
yick2sav’ 11 օր առաջ
0:38 big lion
Jennifer McKenzie
Jennifer McKenzie 11 օր առաջ
Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.
Lizards_And_Jelly 11 օր առաջ
14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie
Its YourFam
Its YourFam 12 օր առաջ
Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck
Admiral MacK
Admiral MacK 12 օր առաջ
I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”
OWEN TABER 12 օր առաջ
“Pizza has a long and accurate history”
Silas van der Merwe
Silas van der Merwe 12 օր առաջ
you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame
Lora Jackson
Lora Jackson 12 օր առաջ
Wolfie Empress
Wolfie Empress 12 օր առաջ
At least it was edible
KᗩI 12 օր առաջ
pozza/ 🦷
Womwom Monch
Womwom Monch 12 օր առաջ
The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters
Neonstripe the Angry Canadian
Neonstripe the Angry Canadian 12 օր առաջ
Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz
Aurora Dragon
Aurora Dragon 13 օր առաջ
Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband
ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S
ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S 13 օր առաջ
Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them
Mrawesomeboss 13 օր առաջ
Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn
Aiden Adkisson
Aiden Adkisson 14 օր առաջ
Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's
Lukque.mp4 14 օր առաջ
Wait who is Ron Paul
Dubbio 14 օր առաջ
This reminds me of markiplier makes
Dylan Carlson
Dylan Carlson 14 օր առաջ
5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it
Jordan Wolfe
Jordan Wolfe 14 օր առաջ
I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.
MilkyDude 23
MilkyDude 23 14 օր առաջ
@BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up
Clarissa Benbrook
Clarissa Benbrook 15 օր առաջ
it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣
Hannah Hoeper
Hannah Hoeper 15 օր առաջ
I was fucking losing it when he used the tomato peeler on the tomato 🤞
Eliza Reyes
Eliza Reyes 15 օր առաջ
Id love to see Ted try to master the art of sushi.....maybe some day
Anonymous Platypus
Anonymous Platypus 15 օր առաջ
grimegirrrl 15 օր առաջ
Ted the the ultimate chaotic entity
Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams 15 օր առաջ
Ted is the embodiment of chaotic corporate energy
Racksor 15 օր առաջ
should have some better flour than bread flour (Tipo 00)
not exactly
not exactly 16 օր առաջ
dude, I'm telling you, Ted is SO underrated
Georgia 16 օր առաջ
I'm gonna bring it to a boil, imma make that shit ✨purr✨ what?
Austin 16 օր առաջ
You wouldn't steal a pizza
Shulzyy 16 օր առաջ
but is the costume @Brandon F. approved
Parker Kevin
Parker Kevin 16 օր առաջ
Good video good ted
counterstroke 16 օր առաջ
Máximo Panzanella
Máximo Panzanella 17 օր առաջ
This remember when i was on the car, and i saw a pizza place that it says wood fired pizza, then i say to my friend: wood fired pizza ? How is pizza going to get a job now ?
Alex O'Drsicoll
Alex O'Drsicoll 17 օր առաջ
Eliot Jones
Eliot Jones 17 օր առաջ
8:52 me choosing the answer closest to what I got on the math multiple choice
Aurora Dragon
Aurora Dragon 17 օր առաջ
Aurora Dragon
Aurora Dragon 17 օր առաջ
I have a feeling Ted is going to be big if he has the chance to get out of Carson's shadow. Sure your voice is on the generic side but it's also extremely plesant
Louie The Pickle
Louie The Pickle 17 օր առաջ
TheBaileyth 18 օր առաջ
Not even wearing the hook and he drops the pepper
Luke McLaughlin
Luke McLaughlin 18 օր առաջ
Why did i not watch this immediately
cool mushroomkid
cool mushroomkid 18 օր առաջ
carrots ?!? tha ffuhk
5iona 18 օր առաջ
Manz used a potato peeler to skin tomatoes-
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 18 օր առաջ
I like how quickly he dropped the hook gimmick
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 18 օր առաջ
Getting some brutal foods energy from this
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