Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

Clockwork Clockwise Pro
Clockwork Clockwise Pro 2 օր առաջ
I've never used my disgust face more.
fallen9878 3 օր առաջ
I can’t believe I saw my most favorite comedian ever get excited over some ahh I love 2021 much love Tom and Bert
bizbaby 3 օր առաջ
I know this was before the capitol surge, but I still think the trump stuff is unfunny and SUPER irresponsible, it’s not even funny to make it worse. PEOPLE’S LIVES WERE LOST MAN! It’s nothing funny about that... he radicalized Americans. He’s a legit traitor... CUT THE SHIT OUT BERT
Chandler Gwilliam
Chandler Gwilliam 4 օր առաջ
Bobby Lee and Ryan Sickler
Patrice Fullhart
Patrice Fullhart 6 օր առաջ
Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out
Ryno 7 օր առաջ
Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂
Marcos Rodriguez
Marcos Rodriguez 10 օր առաջ
Tim and ryan!
Brennan Weaver
Brennan Weaver 11 օր առաջ
LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied
mmaassoo 15 օր առաջ
Smart Tim. This is under YMH
Evan Atwood
Evan Atwood 24 օր առաջ
Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm
Crystal Elliott
Crystal Elliott 26 օր առաջ
Best guess bear was LeeAnn
TheEmzley 26 օր առաջ
Tim Dillon
Austin Murray
Austin Murray 26 օր առաջ
If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile
Chris Heryla
Chris Heryla 27 օր առաջ
Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂
Oliver Dansinger
Oliver Dansinger 28 օր առաջ
best is bert and push
Mayvous *
Mayvous * Ամիս առաջ
Best guest was Bobby Lee
rajveer khanduja
rajveer khanduja Ամիս առաջ
ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT
Funny Stuff
Funny Stuff Ամիս առաջ
41:20 has Toms best expression ever
Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens Ամիս առաջ
Law abiding citizen?
Gage Mainus
Gage Mainus Ամիս առաջ
11B BQ
11B BQ Ամիս առաջ
It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.
chloe kruger
chloe kruger Ամիս առաջ
leanne forsure
COOGS12 Ամիս առաջ
Naval stones! Lmfao
wesoldiersallday Ամիս առաջ
"It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50
Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second
Union Wireman
Union Wireman Ամիս առաջ
WATTson Ամիս առաջ
Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar
Ashleysart Attack
Ashleysart Attack Ամիս առաջ
I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.
Broken Routine Podcast
Broken Routine Podcast Ամիս առաջ
Jason Allnatt
Jason Allnatt Ամիս առաջ
Tim dillon was favorite guest host
Steve N. Brule
Steve N. Brule Ամիս առաջ
Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie
Jake Wick
Jake Wick Ամիս առաջ
Ryan sickler by far
"i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation
Jack Miles
Jack Miles Ամիս առաջ
Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh
jarl-caysen Ամիս առաջ
1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.
Mickala Kabeary
Mickala Kabeary Ամիս առաջ
Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.
jarl-caysen Ամիս առաջ
you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!
Johan Ludvigsson
Johan Ludvigsson Ամիս առաջ
I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating
Epic Guy
Epic Guy Ամիս առաջ
Bobby all the way
Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner Ամիս առաջ
this made me feel rat ass
Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner Ամիս առաջ
that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb
nathan garcia
nathan garcia Ամիս առաջ
I hate bert.
Trevor Carlisle
Trevor Carlisle Ամիս առաջ
Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.
Hide Yah Mom
Hide Yah Mom Ամիս առաջ
Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler
Cameojoe Ամիս առաջ
How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.
john y
john y Ամիս առաջ
Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs
john y
john y Ամիս առաջ
I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens
Average Joe Gaming
Average Joe Gaming Ամիս առաջ
Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af
Tommy L
Tommy L Ամիս առաջ
Bobby lee
Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon Ամիս առաջ
“I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.
Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon Ամիս առաջ
Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.
cakright Ամիս առաջ
Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee
11BangBang Ամիս առաջ
As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂
allenc1091 Ամիս առաջ
At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL
Noe Garcia Jr
Noe Garcia Jr Ամիս առաջ
Kelli bell
Kelli bell Ամիս առաջ
Bobby lee was the best best guest bear
Erasmo Flores
Erasmo Flores Ամիս առաջ
The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!
David Mills
David Mills Ամիս առաջ
Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear
Bobby Ludlam
Bobby Ludlam Ամիս առաջ
1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen
TrapHunt Ամիս առաջ
So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.
Logan S
Logan S Ամիս առաջ
This is how advertisements should be done
Scott W
Scott W Ամիս առաջ
Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.
Christian Hopkins
Christian Hopkins Ամիս առաջ
NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little
Weston Forced-last-name-display
Weston Forced-last-name-display Ամիս առաջ
42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler
catcruz35 Ամիս առաջ
12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂
kyla marie
kyla marie Ամիս առաջ
Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?
Brian HL
Brian HL Ամիս առաջ
hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._
zergintrest Ամիս առաջ
Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.
Peter Rabbit
Peter Rabbit Ամիս առաջ
So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?
Dennis Cadieux
Dennis Cadieux Ամիս առաջ
Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.
jakey runescape
jakey runescape Ամիս առաջ
i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people
Mike R
Mike R Ամիս առաջ
1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again
마마맘마마마마마ᅡ Ամիս առաջ
This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”
terry winston
terry winston Ամիս առաջ
wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.
TMAN Ամիս առաջ
trolrtkorjkhgjdn Ամիս առաջ
bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv
Stephen Jenkins
Stephen Jenkins Ամիս առաջ
Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.
Michael Gibson
Michael Gibson Ամիս առաջ
I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz Ամիս առաջ
Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.
Jeff Harambe
Jeff Harambe Ամիս առաջ
I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."
Trevor Payne
Trevor Payne Ամիս առաջ
Best guess 100% Ryan
C B Ամիս առաջ
LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!
Miranda Daigle
Miranda Daigle Ամիս առաջ
Ryan sickler
Christian Denmark
Christian Denmark Ամիս առաջ
The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip
Maria Zielinski
Maria Zielinski Ամիս առաջ
Tie between Bobby & Tim
robert mathews
robert mathews Ամիս առաջ
Todd Durbin
Todd Durbin Ամիս առաջ
Sickle cell
Marshall McDonough
Marshall McDonough Ամիս առաջ
1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)
Otaku Andy
Otaku Andy Ամիս առաջ
Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao
Jose Arteaga
Jose Arteaga Ամիս առաջ
Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!
alex soares
alex soares Ամիս առաջ
Bobby Lee
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz Ամիս առաջ
35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz Ամիս առաջ
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Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders Ամիս առաջ
Ryan Sickler was the best
Lighthouse094 Ամիս առաջ
I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?
Lighthouse094 Ամիս առաջ
My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH
BonBon Ամիս առաջ
Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.
Spencer Stutesman
Spencer Stutesman Ամիս առաջ
I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Dominguez
Daniel Dominguez Ամիս առաջ
Bert is obviously racist...
Jason Miller
Jason Miller Ամիս առաջ
Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn
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